Bottoms Up

It’s all fun and games until someone loses the dildo.
I know you are thinking to yourself, that can’t possibly happen but oh yes my friend it can and it has!
Emergency rooms nurses have seen their fair share of patients with foreign object showing up on the X Ray machine due to that ever tricky sphincter muscle.
Playing Marco Polo in the forbidden garden and losing sight of the joy stick is a common occurrence and who wants that to show up on mom and dad’s insurance bill.
So don’t get over zealous, dildo responsibly.
It’s an epic fail when date night ends up in the emergency room.

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