5 Things to Keep in Mind When Starting A New Relationship

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For most people, the first sign of spring could only mean one thing; time to frolic and be free. Budding flowers and longer sun shine hour’s means you can start shedding those winter layers and letting it all hang out. Spring and summer is the time to see and be seen! Besides, what would summer be with out a summer fling?

 Here are 5 things to keep in mind when starting a new “relationship”.

1-DONT Put your health before your (enter appropriate body part here). safety first!

2-Bury all of the drama baggage in the graveyard of the forgotten past.

3-Remember that how you begin something is how you end it so leave the lying for your resume!

4-Don’t over look inconsistencies.

5- Have fun (life is too short to be miserable!).

Bottoms Up

It’s all fun and games until someone loses the dildo.
I know you are thinking to yourself, that can’t possibly happen but oh yes my friend it can and it has!
Emergency rooms nurses have seen their fair share of patients with foreign object showing up on the X Ray machine due to that ever tricky sphincter muscle.
Playing Marco Polo in the forbidden garden and losing sight of the joy stick is a common occurrence and who wants that to show up on mom and dad’s insurance bill.
So don’t get over zealous, dildo responsibly.
It’s an epic fail when date night ends up in the emergency room.

Pardon My Ladywood!

Pardon My Ladywood…

No, I am not talking about the inner-city area of Birmingham, England, in case you were wondering; I am talking about the sexual arousal of women. The term alone sparked my interest so much that I delved a little deeper, with only one question in my mind, “Do women really get “Ladywood’? And to my delight, the answer is YES!  Apparently, my body IS a wonderland (thank you John Mayer),  and as I did research for this entry, I was more and more impressed with all the nooks, crannies, bells and whistles I’ve been blessed with, just because I was born a girl!

Female erectile tissues, AKA “Ladywood”, can be found in several expected and unexpected locations throughout the female body ( i.e- lips, nipples and underarms) There is much more to women’s pleasure than everyones favorite “little man in the boat” (AKA the glorious Clitoris), and there is much more to it than meets the eye, or the mouth, depending on your preference. It seems as though the ultra sensitive “sweet spot” is only the tip of the iceberg. Women have an interlocking set of sexual pleasure parts and as much erotic equipment in their bodies as their male counterparts. Stimulating several areas could make an orgasm even more orgasmic which sounds like all the more reason to play naked Twister and see what comes up!

 Genevieve is the co-author of the erotic/romance novel Good to the last Drop available at.Amazon.com Visit Flagrantpublishing.com !GTLD2

Breathe, Stretch, Shake!

Breathe, Stretch, Shake!

The Lone Star State says it best… “Everything is bigger in Texas,” and as a culture, we have adopted the motto. We love everything BIG.  Big gas-guzzling cars, big screen TV’s, the Big Mac, just to name a few.  But, truth be told, bigger isn’t necessarily better.  Take big hair from the 80’s, for instance.  Now, I’m not talking about our waistlines, or the enormous amounts of your hard earned money spent on gas, for these huge trucks that litter the streets, and take up two parking spots. I’m talking about the man meat.

I know some of you are ready to throw a shoe at your computer, iPhone or Android right now as you read this but, I beg you not to.  Let me explain.

Both women and men will have you think that bigger is better in the junk department, but that’s not the case. It’s not the “be all, end all”,  as written by Dr. David Delvin, for his article, “Facts about Penis Size” at www.Netdoctor.com, who goes on to say that “Most women are more impressed with the girth rather than the length,” which makes perfect sense. The “vag” is multi-purpose (think one size fits all), and since the “vag” adapts to fit, the penis size likely has no “significant” effect on female satisfaction.

*Allow me to enter my disclaimer here:  If the man meat in question is more cocktail weenie than beef sausage, then visit Dr. Delvin’s article for options and advice.

So guys, if you have been bragging about tooting around that big ol’ thang, don’t give yourself too much credit…and ladies… if you have been saying, “You have to be THIS big (enter ruler measurement here) to ride this ride!”, then you may have some explaining to do!

I’m just saying…

GTLD2

Genevieve is the co- author of the erotic/romance novel Good to the last Drop available at Amazon.com. Visit Flagrantpublishing.com for more info