Bottoms Up

It’s all fun and games until someone loses the dildo.
I know you are thinking to yourself, that can’t possibly happen but oh yes my friend it can and it has!
Emergency rooms nurses have seen their fair share of patients with foreign object showing up on the X Ray machine due to that ever tricky sphincter muscle.
Playing Marco Polo in the forbidden garden and losing sight of the joy stick is a common occurrence and who wants that to show up on mom and dad’s insurance bill.
So don’t get over zealous, dildo responsibly.
It’s an epic fail when date night ends up in the emergency room.

Why a little casual sex can be just what the doctor ordered.

No Boyfriend… No Problem

Let’s face it, sometimes you just don’t want to be in relationship, they can be tiring and all consuming. If you have been part of a couple that ended on a sour note, heading heart first into another relationship can seem worse than losing the World Series to the Boston Red Socks (Sorry Yankees). But, there’s no need to worry, No Boyfriend/ Girlfriend…. No Problem!

“Casual sex”, “Hump buddy”, “Hommie lover friend” or “Friends with Benefits”, it goes by many names but no matter what you call it, if done right it can be a win-win.  Casual sex is not for everyone, some people are just relationship Faithfull’s and could never fathom having a little light fling and although it’s true that too much of anything is never good, we can’t overlook the fact that there are just some times in your life when you are simply not ready, willing or able to commit yourself to relationship and a little humping around between two consenting adults is just the thing to get you threw that period in your life. Sometimes a “Homie Lover Friend” is just what the doctor ordered.

Who doesn’t love a little hit it and quit it with no strings attached every now and again. You know that late- night booty call that comes over under a cloak of darkness and leaves like a thief in the night. There are no expectations and no demands, just some good old fashion fun (safe) sex

Casual sex as a life style may work for some but I caution that in the long run it can get pretty lonely, if done right; it can lift your mood, relieve some stress and put the spring back in your step.

When to let your freak flag fly

With no exception, everyone loves a freak in the bedroom. Being able to exhibit that liberation and sexual freedom is so attractive. Not knowing when to release your inner freak is the problem. And since you cant just jump out the closet in all your Furry Fandom glory (i.e  people who like to dress up like animals during sex) on the first date it leaves one to wonder…

Is there a recommended time you must wait before you release the beast and let your freak flag fly?

 Every situation is different however you should error on the side of caution by waiting until you at least know your partner’s date of birth, middle name, or if they snore.  Releasing you inner freak too early no matter how pleasurable the experience will likely cause your partner to question your discretion and automatically place you into the “Jump Off” category.  That isn’t to say that he/ she wont be up for another serving of freaky pie but don’t be surprised of that’s as far as the relationship goes.

 If you listen attentively and watch for clues, your partner will let you know when it’s ok to take it a little farther and pull out the bunny ears. 

 

 

Mommy may I ?

Everyone knows it’s hard to understand women, and seemingly harder to please them. We are walking contradictions. We want a nice guy with bad habits. A guy who takes his Grandma to church, asks permissions and opens doors, but wears leather jackets, snake skin boots, drives a beast and can kick some ass (delete as applicable) also known as the alpha male!

 The alpha male is dominant and wouldn’t be caught dead asking for permission to hold your hand or kiss you and that’s just the way we (or maybe just I) like it. Superman didn’t ask permission to sweep Lois Lane off her feet, now did he?  But there are some times that even the alpha male        (think James Dean or George Clooney) must get the “Ok” before he proceeds. I don’t care how much smoldering sex appeal Mr. Hottie has, he can’t just whip out the butt plugs,  paddles whips and chains all willy-nilly.

 Some may be saying, “Who’s going to stop in the middle of a mindblowing, bed rattling escapade to ask your partner if it’s ok to _______( fill in the blank with whatever floats your boat),  and I get it, but nothing ruins a good time or a potential orgasm like having something shoved somewhere you don’t want it or wasn’t ready for (ouch!).

 

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Genevieve is the Co- Author of the erotic nove Good to the Last Drop available on Amazon.com

 

The Snake Charmer

The Snake Charmer.

Ok let’s face it, grown folks do grown things; which are why you never let your kids kiss adults on the lips (that’s a no-no)!  Adults like to do other things with their lips…things that most times consist of all kinds of freaky goodness.I won’t claim to be the world’s best snake charmer (I lie),  but, I will say that it doesn’t take an amateur to know that there are some do’s and don’ts when it comes to charming the one-eyed serpent. No need to be reluctant or bashful in your quest for ultimate domination, you have all the tools needed for a happy ending (no batteries included).

“There is nothing like a joyful giver!”

A mouth hug is a joyful experience, but I won’t lie; they don’t call it a BJ for nothing! When it comes to spending a little quality time with your man’s member, you’d better roll up your sleeves, clock in, and put a little elbow grease into it because you might be there for a while.  So it’s best to do it when you want to. A lack of enthusiasm is easily read and felt, so don’t get lazy…have fun with it and take your time.

“No teeth please”

The consensus is in, and nothing makes “Mr. Happy” more unhappy than the occasional nick and scrape. Now, just because your last man was a freak for pain, and would tell you to “go for it” like a rabid pit-bull, doesn’t mean that Mr. Right now is about that life. It’s best to talk about the likes and dislikes first!

“Sloppy Joe” (spit)

Although purely a matter of preference, I am under the assumption that wet is best and a little spit can do the trick. A sip and slurp can be sounds of bliss to your partner’s ears. Forgo your manners, and in the words of Kool and the Gang, “Get down on it”.

“All hands on deck!”

There is no better time to show off your ambidextrousness! Like a master juggler, work your digits to your advantage. Give yourself a much needed break and use the time to make eye contact and watch your ultimate domination at work.

“Today’s your personal holiday” (Blow for no reason)

Like the equivalent of receiving a bouquet of flowers “just because”, the blow for no reason will set your man on cloud nine.

“And the Oscar goes to…” (Put on a Oscar worthy performance of encouragement…)

Channel your inner diva and go for broke. Moan, grunt, and sigh like this is the best Beef Steak Charlie you have ever had!

 “To spit or not to spit”

Far be it from me to suggest anyone to take a hot one to the tonsils, it’s whatever you (the recipient of such salty glory) feels comfortable with.  But I will suggest that no matter the “finish”, give it your all and make it count!

GTLD2

Genevieve is the co- author of the erotic/romance novel Good to the last Drop available at Amazon.com.

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Pardon My Ladywood!

Pardon My Ladywood…

No, I am not talking about the inner-city area of Birmingham, England, in case you were wondering; I am talking about the sexual arousal of women. The term alone sparked my interest so much that I delved a little deeper, with only one question in my mind, “Do women really get “Ladywood’? And to my delight, the answer is YES!  Apparently, my body IS a wonderland (thank you John Mayer),  and as I did research for this entry, I was more and more impressed with all the nooks, crannies, bells and whistles I’ve been blessed with, just because I was born a girl!

Female erectile tissues, AKA “Ladywood”, can be found in several expected and unexpected locations throughout the female body ( i.e- lips, nipples and underarms) There is much more to women’s pleasure than everyones favorite “little man in the boat” (AKA the glorious Clitoris), and there is much more to it than meets the eye, or the mouth, depending on your preference. It seems as though the ultra sensitive “sweet spot” is only the tip of the iceberg. Women have an interlocking set of sexual pleasure parts and as much erotic equipment in their bodies as their male counterparts. Stimulating several areas could make an orgasm even more orgasmic which sounds like all the more reason to play naked Twister and see what comes up!

 Genevieve is the co-author of the erotic/romance novel Good to the last Drop available at.Amazon.com Visit Flagrantpublishing.com !GTLD2