5 Things to Keep in Mind When Starting A New Relationship

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For most people, the first sign of spring could only mean one thing; time to frolic and be free. Budding flowers and longer sun shine hour’s means you can start shedding those winter layers and letting it all hang out. Spring and summer is the time to see and be seen! Besides, what would summer be with out a summer fling?

 Here are 5 things to keep in mind when starting a new “relationship”.

1-DONT Put your health before your (enter appropriate body part here). safety first!

2-Bury all of the drama baggage in the graveyard of the forgotten past.

3-Remember that how you begin something is how you end it so leave the lying for your resume!

4-Don’t over look inconsistencies.

5- Have fun (life is too short to be miserable!).

The Hit List!

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 Every one has asked that sweet thing in your life the most dreaded question. The one that makes the hair stand up on the back of your neck…(drumroll)

“How many people have you been with?”

 When I was a younger woman I use to entertain this query, begrudgingly fudging the numbers not merely because I didn’t want to be seen as some kind of harlot but because there was just way too much math involved! No woman has that number just hanging out in the back of her head (speaking for myself of course)

 I’d need a calculator because as a golden rule you are allowed to delete anything that happened in Vegas or on vacation, anyone with no real boy/girlfriend potential ( i.e – the cute super of your building) all one night stands, all FWB, anyone from Craigslist or Myspace and anyone that you could never in a million years admit to.

 The older you get, remembering your conquests feels more like taking the SAT’s all over again and who needs that kind of pressure? Is this a relationship or trigonometry?

 With all the passwords and access codes we have to remember today who has the mental capacity to trot down memory lane. I can’t remember to pack my lunch half the time and you want me to remember everyone I ever slept with?

 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

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It’s more than just an orgasm.

It's more than just an orgasm.

“Flicking the toy on, it came to life. She loves that sound; it meant that an orgasm was in her near future.” “Frustrated” -Good to the Last Drop

I cant speak for other woman but without a bit of daily “down there” action dare I say, I begin to feel the effects of “Feminine Hysteria”. Classified as an actual illness back in the Victorian age but later thought to be medical mumbo-jumbo, I think those European doctors were on to something. Every gal needs a little “get right” from time to time just to ward off a case of bitchyness.

Vibrators and sex toys can be found every where, from your hole in the wall sex shop to your local neighborhood drug store and thank heavens because we “women” are so much nicer to the world at large (and ourselves) when we’ve had the big “O”.

Researchers at Rutgers University asked women to self -stimulate while lying in a MRI machine and raise their hands every time they had an orgasm. Some girls have all the luck! Where was I when they were signing gals up for this?

Science has proven that when an orgasm is achieved in a woman it affects up to 30 different parts of her brain triggering feelings of reward, satisfaction, love, and emotion among other things. Its all kinds of good, like a full body work out for your brain!
Get to stimulating ladies, your brain will thank you!

5 tips for being ready when hot sex just falls into your lap.

“I know most of you can relate to the golden opportunity I had before me so I said fuck it!.”             

                                                                        “Overtime ” -Good to the Last Drop

 

Just imagine, your walking into your local café, resturant or bistro and walk right into your ultimate male crush  i.e; an X boyfriend, co-worker, the President of the United States( sorry Michelle) or  Morris Chestnut ( a girl can dream cant she?)   and he’s feeling you. You guys flirt over Chi lattés and the chemistry is off the chain. He wants to take things further and your lady parts are jumping for joy but just then you realize….  You’ve got the ugly, end of the month panties on. You know the ones with the flowers and the stretched out elastic.  Sure you can play it off and run to the restroom, take them bad boys off and shove them deep into your purse with him being none the wiser but why commit to mad dashes when you can be fierce!As women of the world sometimes shit happens and none of it is planned. Surely you can’t turn down great opportunities because you were unprepared or make a practice of shoving your skivvies in the bottom of your purse. Those kinds of things have a way of resurfacing at the most inopportune times (sorry ma!) So In the words of rapper Fabolous “If you stay ready, you ain’t got to get ready”.

Here are 5  tips on being ready for that hot sex life you have always wanted when that golden opportunity falls into your lap.

  • Illuminate the Granny Panties

I know that as girls we have those days when bloomers just feel like a hug from grandma and the thought of having your ass cheeks out seems utterly ridicules. Lucky for you, retailers on all ends of the spectrum make something “attractive” to meet our fickle needs.

  •   Match it up

Is a guy going to kick you out the bed because your brassiere doesn’t match your panties, NO but they will remember and if they are going to be remembering things why not make it a good one!

  • Maintain the fort

If you’re anything like me, a dry spell comes around every so often and the only person I’m having regular sex with is myself! But don’t let that stop you from doing your pretty girl maintenance. I know you’ve heard the theory behind “dress for success” or ‘Dress the part” well, same thing goes here.. “Dress for Sex”

  • Be-fore  play

Being sexy is a state of mind and it starts with you. Being in a relationship has nothing to do with it. When you feel sexy others will notice and gravitate towards that positive energy.

  • Put on your Sasha- Fierce

When you are insecure about your body in can create an air of hesitation when that golden opportunity comes around so get your self to a realistic place physically and mentally where you can feel free to strut your stuff in all your god given glory and love it!